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snelsonnet (nr. 3.652):

NEGEN HEIT DE KLOK KLOK

Hazztikku goed, der sjein swaarwegende
beswaren tegen drank in het verkeer…
en luizzer goet….daarom hoef ik niet méér…
en sjtop ik nú! Dit wazz mijn negende…

Nee ég nie… (hips)… je kunt me niet verleiden
doe maar een sjpaatje want ik moet nog rijden.

... Automobilisten die met zo'n tien glazen bier of meer op achter het stuur worden betrapt, moeten vanaf mei volgend jaar een alcoholslot op hun auto krijgen. Dat is een blaaspijpje dat is gekoppeld aan de startonderbreker van de auto. De automobilist moet daarin blazen om de auto te kunnen starten ...

Schrijver: Hans Mooi, 14 november 2010

alcoholslot

verkeer

4.7 met 18 stemmen

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Er zijn 4 reacties op deze inzending:

geert, 15 jaar geleden

Alcoholslot: sleutelgat waar je eerst een neut in moet gieten.

J.de Groot, 15 jaar geleden

A..A..
Meneer Mooi..
komt 't wel goed.

Rudolf, 15 jaar geleden

de rode wijn is mijn dronk
hiervan tien of meer mag?

Rein Mulder, 15 jaar geleden

Na een turbulente puberteit ben ik verslaafd geraakt aan de alcohol, ben nu al 15 jaar gestopt maar toch heb ik vaak gereden met drank op, niet goed te praten
geweldig gedicht !

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