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snelsonnet (nr. 5.804):

Gelabelde baby’s

Er komt een onderzoek, zegt de minister
Ze overweegt een wet te gaan lanceren
Die prikjes-percentages zal beheren
Een soort van vaccinatie-crèche-register

Behoed me, alsjeblieft, voor deze vlaag
Van lange-arm-besturing uit Den Haag

... Minister Schippers gaat meldingsplicht niet-ingeënte kinderen onderzoeken. De Brancheorganisatie Kinderopvang voelt weinig voor meer papierwerk, want “Hoe groot is het probleem nu eigenlijk?” ...

Schrijver: Hanneke van Almelo, 26 november 2016

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Hanneke van Almelo, 9 jaar geleden

Dank, Ton. Een 'Bouts-rimés':

Wie vindt zichzelf een wonderinstrument?
De overheid. Ze vind zichzelf fantastisch
Ze is zelf-sturend, plooibaar en elastisch
Perpetuum mobile, intelligent

Dat ze wil groeien kan ik slecht verdragen
Vandaar het snelsonnetje om te plagen

Ton Hettema, 9 jaar geleden

Ons lichaam is een wonderinstrument:
het functioneert zelfstandig en fantastisch
het is vol-automatisch en elastisch
zelf helend, waterdicht, intelligent

maar zoveel luxe kon geen mens verdragen
en men ontsloot 'n Pandora's box vol plagen

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